Maybe I’m immature--or just too
easily amused.
I giggle to myself every time I walk towards Essex Street and I see that “E-s” is
covered by a “No Honking” sign. I laugh when I see dorky, overweight
men run like they’re on a mission, and I constantly have to suppress
my laughter when I see over sexed women in their high heels drastically
trip on the pavement and take a fall. That’s what got me into comedy.
I notice the weird, and the ridiculous, the cruel ironies of life. Actually,
I don’t just notice them, I thrive off them.
Like most comics, I started doing jokes about what I know and what bothers
me the most: my family. What is a comic without a dysfunctional family
to subconsciously push you into comedy? If my dad weren’t overbearing
and my mom weren’t insane, where would I be today? Would I have become
this outspoken girl that thinks the world is as crazy as her family? If
I had not felt the weight of the world as a teenager, would I have felt
the need to open people’s eyes to its absurdity?
I don’t think my family is the sole cause of my dependence on laughter.
Growing up in an abnormal environment makes you open your eyes to other
things abnormal. When you’re trapped in a weird situation you have
one of two choices: throw yourself a pity party because you are not like
the rest or go on a mental excursion and show the world, you are not like
the rest.
My mindset that the strange are here to delight me, not hurt me, has become
what many of my jokes center on. I have tons of jokes about getting hit
on by creepy, old guys. At first it was disturbing, then it became annoying,
and now it’s just hilarious. While I’m saddened by the fact
that I’ve yet to be hit on by my Prince Charming I’m thrilled
by the realization that I have a notebook full of stories about all the
freaks and creeps that have boldly asked what no other man has had the
balls to ask me: “Hey pretty lady, can I have sex with you?” You
may call them retarded. I call them comedy gold.
While most girls would go home and bitch with their girlfriends, I barely
give myself time to walk away from the scene of the awkward proposal to
write it in my notebook and add it on to my ever growing line-up of “Weirdos
that Think They Have a Chance with Me.” Then I bitch to every stranger
who pays to see the next show I’m in.
I feel blessed that these experiences aren’t being wasted on a girl
with a real life, one that doesn’t take enjoyment in writing down
and reliving every unusual person that hits on her. While most girls feel
trapped in a meaningless relationship, I sigh in relief knowing that I
have enough self-esteem to hold out for something better.
While I sometimes think I’m too immature for life, I have to remind
myself that I’m a comic. I can profit off my immaturity and the knowledge
that I am unlike the rest. |